Ted Ustinov

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Information
Birth Date	c.1919 (Aged 18 by 1937)
Affiliation	Gallian Militia
Role	Gallian militiaman (former) Comedian
Likes	Melville Young Nancy Dufour Cherry Stijnen

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Ted Ustinov is a sixteen year old Squad 7 scout who appears in the original Valkyria Chronicles videogame. He is played by Rodger Craig Smith in the English version.

Profile

His greatest love was always making others laugh, and his clowning persisted after enlistment. He is highly allergic to most metals.

He dreams of becoming a full-time clown once the war ends. Despite countless attempts, he was yet to make Marina laugh even once.

After the war, he invited a group of his close friends to form a comedy troupe, the Dancing Bears. Their antics helped put the smiles back on Gallians' faces.

Stats

Base Stats

• HP - 200
• Accuracy - 10
• Evasion - 20
• AP - 800
• Defense - 0

Max Stats

• HP - 296
• Accuracy - 32.1
• Evasion - 59
• AP - 900
• Defense - 3

Personal Potentials

• Metal Allergy - Proximity to metals causes an acute reaction that leads to a steady drain of HP.
• Fancies Men - Having men nearby makes them happy, leading to increased accuracy when firing.
• Fancies Women - Having women around makes them want to look good, making them shoot with greater accuracy.
• Show-Off - Being sighted by multiple enemies makes them want to show off, upping their defense.

Battle Potentials

• Undodgeable Shot - Attacks have a set probability of being impossible for enemies to evade.
• Nocturnal - Their keen eyes pierce the dark of night, allowing for visibility equal to that in the middle of day.
• Dud Mine - Land mines have a set chance of not exploding when tripped.
• Ultimate Evade - Evasion Skills are greatly enhanced on a permanent basis.

Quotes

Selecting Unit

• "I'll knock 'em dead!"
• "Here I go."

Attacking

• "...Ha!"
• "Hi, I'm Ted."
• "Will this work!?"

Killing a Foe

• "Thank you. Thank youuu."

Enemy Sighted

• "Oooo! Found one!"
• "Enemy found."

Team Attack

• "Let's make it a two man show."
• "Knock, Knock! Ted."
• "Oooo! Lemme help!"
• "Melville! A guy walked into a bar..." (Melville)
• "Cherry! You ever heard about...?" (Cherry)
• "Nancy! You ever hear word about...?" (Nancy)

(P) Potentials

• "Ahhh! My throat feels all hairy." (Metal Allergy)
• "Nice huh? Just us guys." (Fancies Men)
• "Hey ladies! Nice spot, huh?" (Fancies Women)
• "I love playin' to a full house!" (Show-Off)

(B) Potentials

• "I guarantee this one'll slay ya." (Undodgeable Shot)
• "I can see in the dark! Is that weird?" (Nocturnal)
• "WoooWhooo! Lucky me!" (Dud Mine)
• "I can see your punch line from a mile away!" (Ultimate Evade)

Healed by Ragnaid

• "I could just kiss you."

Rescuing an Ally

• "Medic!"

After Medic Visit

• "Come on! This isn't even funny!"
• "Doc! You gotta help my buddy out."
• "Melville! Come back to me!" (Melville)
• "Keep fighting, Nancy!" (Nancy)
• "You can't die, Cherry!" (Cherry)

HP Critical

• "I hate hecklers..."
• "...Tough crowd today."

Unconsciousness

• "Everyone's...a critic."

Death

• "I-Is this...really the punch line...? If so, I...I'm not laughing..."

Enter Squad 7

• "Thank you, hello! I'm Ted Ustinov, and I've got some great new material for you!"

Exit Squad 7

• "Thank you, thank you! You're a wonderful audience! I'm here all week!"

Trivia

• Ustinov is a primarily Russian surname, and is also the surname of a Marshal of the Soviet Union. From this, it may indicate that Ted has routes leading back to the more Eastern parts of the Empire (where Russia, Ukraine and Belarus would be in real life.)